i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
