She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You smell like a Billy Joel song
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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