I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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