that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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