Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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