He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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