I wanna bring you to show and tell
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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