i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I look excited, but its just a facade.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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