Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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