i would punch a child for taco bell
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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