How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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