Pappa wants mamma naked
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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