Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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