i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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