a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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