He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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