You can't special order awesome
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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