How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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