so that wasnt chicken after all
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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