I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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