Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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