Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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