YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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