what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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