Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Who put my cat in the fridge?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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