So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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