took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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