Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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