Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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