"it" just moved
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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