I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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