it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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