***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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