nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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