ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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