Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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