A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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