You work out of a Hotel?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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