So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
