He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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