Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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