I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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