I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
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