i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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