it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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