I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
and you fell through a lawn chair
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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