left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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