The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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