can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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