I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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