can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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