I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
