he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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