Small penises have feelings too.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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