just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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