I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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