Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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