She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I understand Curling. That high.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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